John Goodman, swimming in
jello
Small children,
buckets of lard
Ethel Merman,
Margaret Thatcher
Strom Thurmond in a
leotard.
These things aren't sexy, they just aren't sexy
They don't make me wanna have sex
These things aren't sexy, they just aren't sexy,
They don't make me wanna have sex.
Tom Hanks accent as a slow-witted
Southerner
In the recent hit
Forrest Gump
Chelsea Clinton, the State of
New Jersey
Just because it's a
dump.
These things aren't sexy, they just aren't sexy,
They don't make me wanna have sex.
These things aren't sexy, they just aren't sexy,
They don't make me want to have sex.
Lentil loaf and
canned canned meat products
Milk that's mysteriously thick.
Rosanne Barr and very large
goiters
'Cause both those things are
plain sick
(Musical interlude)
These things aren't sexy, they just aren't sexy,
They don't make me wanna have sex.
These things are sexy, they just aren't sexy
They don't make me wanna
I really don't wanna
With
Strom I don't wanna have sex.