When I became a veggie I thought I was really cool
I thought I was the only veggie in my entire school
But while I fend off chicken legs
My friends won't even eat milk or eggs
So excuse me when I say
I'm not a vegan yet
(kickass kazoo solo)
Well give me time, and I'm sure I'll be
Just as perfect as you want me to be
But in the meantime, pass me the cheese
I'm not a vegan yet